The awkwardness of singing happy birthday - especially if its being sung to me

When someone calls me for something that can be texted because I really hate answering the phone

Buying a book and hating it because wdym my intuition was wrong

Trucks with 10,000 LED lights, WHY do you need them all at once

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The random chin hairs that I have

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Being told “Oh she talks!” yes I do lmao I obviously had nothing to say ?

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Rich people who buy beautiful houses and have no sense of decoration or interior designing

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My overactive sweat glands fr

Seeing Taylor Swift in antique stores

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MARINA HATES: Hailey Bieber, Taylor Swift, chewing sounds and high ankle socks (i’m wearing those rn)

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Splitting that damn pole

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When I lose Fortnite

How Taco Bell only gives you a little amount of cheese on the side

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When I break a nail on a nail you can easily notice

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When men wear no show socks because ew

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The fuck ass Jonny that Faye Webster be singing about

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PEAS!! I hate peas so much and I am not a picky eater

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When I go to sleep without wet hair cause that’s when it dries the best

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When all my essentials run out at the same time

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