I will never understand why a man thinks they are hard to understand. 

Their tendencies are all the same and repeat habits I saw in the fourth grade. 

It's nothing new and I have to say it's quite embarrassing watching you whine everyday.

“I just want to be heard” 

“Nothing ever goes my way”

Blah blah blah oh my god, see what i mean that's a sentence from the diary I had in the second grade

Honestly, plagiarism babe, hurry now id like to be paid.

 if you even  know what that means or should i explain it to you hm? 

You're not complex and your mommy issues are seeping through but like i said:

This is nothing new!!

Awe he just wants someone to see it through but runs away when Mrs. commitment comes waltzing through the door.

Sigh, what are we ever going to do!

Do you need an ego boost?

Here hang on: 

Oh why did I ever think I'd understand a man! Please sir can you explain to me, a mindless woman, the mind of a true man oh please! What's under those muscles? Please!